Adventures in Slum Living: Episode 12 --Who is Wayne Whitney??

Apartment Repair Fails: or My Idiot Landlord

Adventures in Slum Living Episode 10 --Who is Wayne Whitney? 

I've been neglecting my blog for a while as I focus on other things. It seems about time to finish up this silly series and move on to other things. But why write mean things about Wayne Whitney, a dishonest, incompetent dipshit who does not like being called "a slumlord" and denies the term? Why write such cruel things about a broken and useless human being? 

Well, the answer is simple. To protect others and make the world a better place. Long ago, I read that the Bhagvad Ghita, the Hindu holy books says "Once must learn to fight with a loving heart." (note: I have not actually been able to find this in the Bhagvad Ghita, therefore I have chosen by words carefully. I have heard it says this it might not.) Therefore, when I write these means things about this awful man, and should you wonder why, the answer is simple. I write them because, dear reader, I love you and wish you to have the best possible life and success in all things, and if there is one small way in which I can help you do that I will try to do so. And one small way in which I can show my love for you, and all of mankind, is by telling you Wayne Whitney is a dishonest dipshit, do not do business with him. Should you find yourself with the opportunity to do, well, run away. You can thank me later, and then, should you feel grateful for having spared yourself such trouble, pay it forward by giving money to a worthy charity and doing your part, in turn, to make this planet better for all who live here. 

Now should  you feel otherwise, be my guest. He does have apartements for rent, including the fine one I have shown pictures of such as this one at 16 Benson Street in Albany N.Y. If you are interested you may contact him at wish to rent the apartment, you may contact him at drsnoopy.2014@gmail.com --that is "drsnoopy" DOT "2014" AT gmail.com --and, yes, that really is the e-mail address he uses for professional communications. Now please only use this e-mail in a professional way. 

So who is Wayne Whitney? Here's how to spot him. 

He looks like this. 

This is, according to http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/New-York/Albany-County-NY/Wayne-Whitney.58331616.html a photo of Wayne Whitney. 

The website says the following.

130.40-2 - Criminal sexual act in the third degree Probation Information: N/A Wayne Whitney Who is Wayne Whitney? Was Wayne Whitney arrested? When was Wayne Whitney arrested? What was Wayne Whitney arrested for? Is this a mugshot of Wayne Whitney? Are there more Mugshots of Wayne Whitney? Are Mugshot laws constitutional? Who decides which Mugshots are Indexed? Is this the Wayne Whitney you know? Wayne Whitney was booked in Albany County, NY. All are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Published mugshots and/or arrest records are previously published public records of: an arrest, an indictment, a registration, the deprivation of liberty or a detention. The mugshots and/or arrest records published on Mugshots.com are in NO way an indication of guilt and they are NOT evidence that an actual crime has been committed. For latest case status, contact the official law enforcement agency which originally released the information. Submission services for Content Licensing are not offered in all states; please see Content License Disclaimer via Unpublish Arrest. == Now, for those of you who are wondering, yes, Wayne Whitney is a sex offender. However, people who know me assure me he's not so much predatory, at least not in the sly, cunning manner of a tiger or fox, but more just greedy and stupid in the manner of a stray dog covered with fleas. A tiger stalks its prey and then seizes it when the moment is ripe.  A stray, flea bitten dog, however, sees garbage and runs up and eats it without deliberation or thought. Wayne had the chance to have sex. Being stupid, he took it with little thought, and it turned out his partner was just a little bit under age. Or so it is alleged. Alas! A little bit under age is like a little bit pregnant, and now he's a sex offender with a mug shot and a criminal record. But please don't think he's worthy of respect just because he's a convicted criminal.  He would prefer it that you neither consider him a criminal nor a slum lord. Just an ordinary, every day guy who is being monitored by the criminal justice system and who rents apartments that he refuses to repair because "they are fine the way they are."   Does Wayne make money that way? Does Wayne have good self esteem? Does Wayne like to make visible displays of material success to whoever might see them? Well here we have a photo of Wayne with a car that he owned.  What do you think?  Wayne and a nice car. Wayne likes to be seen next to a nice car. Wayne thinks that if he poses next to a nice are he might appear like a successful business man. Wayne Whitney does not like to be called a slum lord. He just prefers to spend his money on cars instead of fixing his apartments. Please note the amazing photo shop job that someone, probably Wayne himself, did to conceal the license plate on this car. Apparently Wayne has equal in skill in both interior painting and using photo shop.   Here's a couple more photos of cars that Wayne Whitney has displayed on line to impress his friends and try to get dates. Wayne's not too bright. (Did I mention that?) Notice how you can see the license plates on this one if you wish.  Good byeWayne Whitney. Dishonest dipshot bully who does not like being called "a slumlord" --good bye! Good bye! (I expect this shall be my second to last Wayne Whitney post, but, well, you never know what he's going to do next so you never know what's going to happen here either.)